at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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