Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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