the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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