chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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