69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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