no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
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