i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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