It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
well most of my day revolves around power hour
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I think weed is turning my hair brown
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
This toilet bowl is my home.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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