Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Who died my cat blue again?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
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