Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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