Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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