is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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