she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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