I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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