I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Holy sore nipples Batman
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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