Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
