He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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