ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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