maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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