On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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