So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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