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steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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