New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
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