'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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