You made me cry and you don't even care
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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