When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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