Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
Randomize
