But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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