is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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