I heard we made out
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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