i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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