Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
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