that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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