That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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