i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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