New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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