I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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