wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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