He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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