none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Small penises have feelings too.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Randomize
