My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
