i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
She's the barista slut.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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