fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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