Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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