She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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