Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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