Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
i think i have two assholes
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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