Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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