Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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