everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
she looked like the before picture.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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