I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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