babies were throwing up all over the place
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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