I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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