chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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