Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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