Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
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